we’ve been so good and it’s been so long. do you think we could have a little sentimental weekend. just for old times sake. don’t get me wrong. do you think we could have a little sentimental. it’s not right but i can’t see what’s so wrong. if we just had a little sentimental weekend. two days. one night. i’m sure we’d get along. if we only had a little sentimental. so don’t call up. don’t drop by. if you see the lights on just walk on by. because we’ll be having a very good time. having a little sentimental weekend. and no-one should worry. no-one should mind. we’re just having a little sentimental weekend. call me impressionable but judging by the tracks. you just walked all over me. call me flexible. but now i seem to be down on my knees. saying please. and how can we talk freely surrounded by all your new age healers. obsessive revealers. speculating relentlessly. fornicating with far less ease. so call me. it's like a bad family christmas. predictable sad and relentless. a ticket to the circus willingly bought. a night of fun. actively sought. it's the last resort for the defenceless. dial a date for the friendless. action for the ineffectual. we love it. but who’s paying the bills. my good friend is a psycho guy. never stops to wonder why. he never cares or looks quite right. but he still pulls the chicks every night. the irresistible psycho guy. he’s my friend. though i don’t know why. maybe he needs someone normal nearby. so he can be the psycho guy. he does things i’d never try. he never has any money but he drinks every night. can’t pay his rent but he gets by. he’s the irresistible psycho guy. he’s an artist. he’s a musician. he works with his hands. he cooks. he cleans. he does whatever he can. he’s got so many girlfriends it just makes me sick. but really I’m just jealous. he’s impossibly thin and tall with unruly hair and he’s always smiling and talking in funny voices. and the barmaids give him drinks for free. then try to short-change me. but it’s OK. because he’s my friend. the irresistible psycho guy.