i’m a sick puppy. save me. save me. a sad ex-yuppie. crave me. a love lorn loser. cure me. cure me. a long time boozer. don’t refuse me. i’m no cheryl. you can’t enslave me. a freaky feral. bathe me. bathe me. a would be junkie. hit me. hit me. so let’s get funky. like bobby and whitney. i’m a big L loser but i’ve got front. if you’re looking for trouble i’m what you want. i’m ready made for you to re-invent. i’m a moody sucker. soothe me. soothe me. a self-righteous fucker. choose me. choose me. i’m a major hassle from the very first date. always drunk and turning up late. i’m a fickle bastard. please excuse me. i’m never loyal. maybe you can cure me. you may have your choice of many others. but i’m the one that’ll freak out your mother. is there more to life than sex and money. can you tell me what your name is honey. take me where the rivers of gold are running. and let me go. and can you draw me the map of love. show me the view from above. remember to give me a little shove. and tip me in. so don’t give me any of this high-brow rock ‘n roll. i’m only here for the money. i’m only in it for the short term honey. don’t think about the future. already forgotten the past. don’t live in the present. because nothing here’s going to last. you’re the one with a rich dad dot com. and i’m sure you’ve been getting some. so what’s the secret to best seller-dom. won’t you tell me quick. you seem to know all the big stuff. like what’s good like. and when is enough. and who to blame when things get rough. it could be me. so don’t give me any of this high-brow rock ‘n roll. she drove a shiny cabriolet. she always had so much to say. she had the look and all the status symbols. she was the venus of pymble. she had perfect skin and perfect breasts. and a perfect arse that never rests. and what we knew about life you could put in a thimble. she was the venus of pymble. she never ever mentioned money. likewise she was never very funny. but she was quick and she was nimble. she was the venus of pymble.